Musical Genuis

I've been on Twitter (in this incarnation) since December 2K8, and in this short time I have come across some really cool people. One of these people is Cinephile66 (click to follow him). He has a really neat YouTube channel where he posts videos of himself singing and having a good time.

A couple days ago asked him for a favor. I asked if he'd sing "Muskrat Love" (The Captain & Tennille version) and dedicate it to me on YouTube. Being the trooper that he is, he obliged. The following is the result.

Post-Gay Podcast?

Should I podcast? If so, what should I podcast about? Solo or joint effort with angryfggt? Should we have guests? Should we blog about Tim Gunn's underwear? Should I podcast about bro's?

Recession Proof Post Gay Profession

In these difficult financial times it may be hard to find/keep employment. Although I finished school a couple years back, I had a change of heart and decided to go back to study veterinary medicine.




But then I started wondering... is being a Vet really that Post Gay? I mean, I'm pretty sure the job pays ok, but I really don't want to lose my Post-Gay street cred. So after much consideration (and questionable chemical concoctions) I decided to become a professional Lion Rider.



Any other Post Gay professions I should look into? I'm pretty sure I found the perfect one.

Bitchy Shirts

Every gay guy has an inner bitch. Some just let it out more frequently than others (Angryfaggot I'm looking in your direction). Sometimes I don't feel like I have the time to be bitchy, or don't feel like making the effort, so I decided to come up with two shirts that will do all the work for me.





What do you think? Where would be a good place for me to wear them? I'm thinking over dinner at your parents house.

:D

Kinda Makes Me Wish I Had Never Quit My Guitar Lessons

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I'm speechless.

Am I the only one who thinks this is kind of hot?

...I swear I don't have daddy issues, really!

Irony...

The fact that a prop 8 supporter looks a lot like a dude in a dress... just sayin' is all.

Politicians we wish were gay...

Recently I asked my Twitter followers to tell me which politicians they wished were gay and why.  Here are their responses.

1 - Rahm Emmanuel

Not only does this guy get stuff done, but he has a unique way of going about it.  This is what Wikipedia had to say about a certain incident:
"On the night after the 1996 election, "Emanuel was so angry at the president's enemies that he stood up at a celebratory dinner with colleagues from the campaign, grabbed a steak knife and began rattling off a list of betrayers, shouting 'Dead! ... Dead! ... Dead!' and plunging the knife into the table after every name."

Now imagine having him on our side, I'm pretty sure we would've managed to persuade a few bigots to vote against the bullshit that was Prop 8.

2 - Gavin Newsom

I had several people tweet me suggesting Gavin Newsom. Not only because of how empathetic he's been to the gay community in San Francisco, but because of how handsome he is. I have yet another reason, he's related to one of my favorite musicians. Joanna Newsom! Either way we srsly need to get him elected for governor. I mean, come on people we have Arnold Fucking Schwarzenegger as our governor!!! Come On California!!!

3 - Dick Cheney

(you know I had to post this pic)

Probably the best reason for Cheney's appearance on this list was written by @vinneyt who wrote:
"i wish dick cheney was gay cause then he would,ve shot more ppl in the face"


You know you'd pay to see that facial!

I'm too sexy for your court case

Well...

today was a total bust. After waiting for several hours to see if the judge needed me to service him *wink wink nudge nudge*, he walks over to the room where they were holding us to let us know we're dismissed. Apparently the defendant plead guilty and is getting ten years. I should mention that even though Patrick Fitzgerald didn't show up the judge more than made up for it. He was fucking HOT!!!

I still <3 Patrick though.

Whatevs, It's so not Post-Gay to be a size queen anyway.

Post-Gay injustice system!!!

I am writing this post far and away from my normal dwelling (about 260 miles north actually). You see, I grew up here in Central California after my parents decided to shelter us from the kinky/materialistic ways of Los Angeles (where I was born). A little over three years ago I decided to move back to SoCal to seek fame and a skanky girlfriend, much like douche-bag extroirdanaire Spencer Pratt.


After a year long stint in Pasadena I decided to move to Orange County after finding a pretty cheap room in a nice house, and I've been pretty much laying low ever since. But about four months ago I received a jury summons, not at my current residence but at my parents house.


I should go on to explain that I haven't lived with my parents since I was 18 (I'm 25 now), so why the County still has that old address on file is beyond me. Being the responsible citizen that I am, I filled out the survey explaining that I have not been a resident of the county for over three years, and that I have been living in Orange County for the past two. Seeing as how "I am no longer a resident of the county" was listed as one of the reasons why I would no longer be required to serve, I thought nothing of it and went on my way. About a month later, my sister leaves me a voicemail telling me it's urgent and that I should return her call ASAP. Well apparently the county never received my survey and were kinda pissed at me. Having been a victim of the Post Office's carelessness several times before, I decided to give the county a call to clear this mess up. Well... the nice lady *sarcasm* wouldn't hear any of it. She basically told me that it didn't matter that I hadn't lived in the county for over three years, I still had to get my tight little ass (very true) over here and serve my civic duty.

So here I am, ready to serve tomorrow morning.

ugh!

Sorry if this post doesn't sound intersting/inspired, I'm still prett tired from the 3.5 hour drive.


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would it be too much to ask to have US Attorney Patrick Fitzgerald present?

mmmmmm... that would make it all worthwhile!

The award for most Irish name ever goes to...

Patrick Fitzgerald! Who looks like he he's about to S--- C--- in this pic. Is it wrong that I find him strangely attractive?

Enough to turn a Straight Man Gay

I've been very vocal in the past about my love for Tim Gunn. Check the video to see why:


Yummy!

Hmmm....

So it's not just in the gay world.

Interesting.

Gay Stereotype we are Soooooo Done With

We've all seen it, especially in Orange County. The 50yr old unattractive guy with the 18yr old Filipino club kid.

to the Older Guy
* The only reason you're with the Filipino kid is because his hairless prepubescent body is as close are you're going to get to porking a minor. You might as well go ahead and change your name to Mark Foley (who is probably hotter than you are).


To the Kid
* Get a fucking job.