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Showing posts with label Tug Jobs. Show all posts

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Post-Gay Video Series V1



Yet another song from Cinephile66

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Post-Gay Podcast?

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Should I podcast? If so, what should I podcast about? Solo or joint effort with angryfggt? Should we have guests? Should we blog about Tim Gunn's underwear? Should I podcast about bro's?

How NOT to give a blow job...

ouch!

just ouch.

An Evening W/PostGay and Angryfaggot

Just a typical night out on the town. Nothing out of the ordinary... right?

I'm on YouTube Y'all!!!

Actually, I've been on YouTube since 2K6, but I decided to start an account for my blog/twitter posts. Feel free to subscribe and check out the video I posted. It sort of serves as an introduction.

hugz!

PS. Feel free to suggest any subjects you'd like me to "vlog" about. Any places in West Hollywood, LA, Palm Springs, San Diego you'd like me to check out? Just let me know in the comments.

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Recession Proof Post Gay Profession

In these difficult financial times it may be hard to find/keep employment. Although I finished school a couple years back, I had a change of heart and decided to go back to study veterinary medicine.

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But then I started wondering... is being a Vet really that Post Gay? I mean, I'm pretty sure the job pays ok, but I really don't want to lose my Post-Gay street cred. So after much consideration (and questionable chemical concoctions) I decided to become a professional Lion Rider.

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Any other Post Gay professions I should look into? I'm pretty sure I found the perfect one.

How To Kiss Someone Passionately

I remember my first few awkward kisses when I was younger, I'd like to think that I'm better at it now. If you're still unsure about your kissing technique, maybe this video might help.

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The Perfect Kiss:How To Kiss Someone Passionately

Gays in the Media

Notice how I didn't say "Post Gays in the Media"

Politicians we wish were gay...

Recently I asked my Twitter followers to tell me which politicians they wished were gay and why.  Here are their responses.

1 - Rahm Emmanuel
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Not only does this guy get stuff done, but he has a unique way of going about it.  This is what Wikipedia had to say about a certain incident:
"On the night after the 1996 election, "Emanuel was so angry at the president's enemies that he stood up at a celebratory dinner with colleagues from the campaign, grabbed a steak knife and began rattling off a list of betrayers, shouting 'Dead! ... Dead! ... Dead!' and plunging the knife into the table after every name."

Now imagine having him on our side, I'm pretty sure we would've managed to persuade a few bigots to vote against the bullshit that was Prop 8.

2 - Gavin Newsom
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I had several people tweet me suggesting Gavin Newsom. Not only because of how empathetic he's been to the gay community in San Francisco, but because of how handsome he is. I have yet another reason, he's related to one of my favorite musicians. Joanna Newsom! Either way we srsly need to get him elected for governor. I mean, come on people we have Arnold Fucking Schwarzenegger as our governor!!! Come On California!!!

3 - Dick Cheney
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(you know I had to post this pic)

Probably the best reason for Cheney's appearance on this list was written by @vinneyt who wrote:
"i wish dick cheney was gay cause then he would,ve shot more ppl in the face"
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You know you'd pay to see that facial!

Post Gay Playlist - 2008 Omissions

I know I haven't posted the list yet, but I decided to write this post to explain why certain songs didn't make my list before the questions came in.

1) Katy Perry - I Kissed a Girl

Despite having received Perez Hilton's seal of approval I dont really feel like this song qualifies to be on the list. It's not because it's cheesy pop (which it is) it's because the lyrics aren't very Post-Gay at all. Especially this part:
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You're my experimental game
Just human nature,
It's not what,
Good girls do
Not how they should behave
My head gets so confused

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To imply that lesbians aren't "Good Girls" isn't exactly the type of thing that screams Pro/Post Gay. Besides, take the lyrics away and its still just really cheesy pop.
katy perry Pictures, Images and Photos
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Agree/Disagree? Post your thoughts on the comments. :)

More Songs To Follow...

Question of the Day - Vol. 2

Today's question comes from Brad in Huntington Beach, CA.

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Dear Post Gay Post, I've been attending a lot of parties with my bro's lately and there's this one really hot guy who I really just wanna get with. How do I break the ice and let him know I wanna get freaky wit him?

Post Gay Answer

First of all, do you know he's gay? Because if you're barking up the wrong tree, it's best not to get your feelings involved and find another "Bro" to go out with. You should start off slow, invite him to your place for a Family Guy marathon or something to that effect and see where that takes you. Also, if he is gay make sure you don't use alcohol to seduce him, Bro-Raping is NEVER cool.

Learning how to wrap presents is über Post Gay!

It's that time of year again bitches, but instead of paying some condescending kid at your local dept. store to do the wrapping for you, learn how to do it yourself! Afterwards you'll feel very accomplished that you might even jizz in your pants!

I'm too sexy for your court case

Well...

today was a total bust. After waiting for several hours to see if the judge needed me to service him *wink wink nudge nudge*, he walks over to the room where they were holding us to let us know we're dismissed. Apparently the defendant plead guilty and is getting ten years. I should mention that even though Patrick Fitzgerald didn't show up the judge more than made up for it. He was fucking HOT!!!

I still <3 Patrick though.
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Whatevs, It's so not Post-Gay to be a size queen anyway.

The award for most Irish name ever goes to...

Patrick Fitzgerald! Who looks like he he's about to S--- C--- in this pic. Is it wrong that I find him strangely attractive?
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The Post-Gay Candidate

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I found this online somewhere, I'm sure whoever made this knows a little more about McCain than your avg. post-gay kid. Do you think he enjoys the occasional fist in ass? I must admit, he looks pretty hawt in this pic. I would totally fist him.
Political Picture - John McCain
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If I wasn't Post-Gay I'd be all over Putin. Remember those shirtless pics of him? I know someone who totally got his rocks off because of those. Georgia should totally surrender just because Putin is such a bad ass.
Obama Pictures and McCain Pictures
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Hot New Trend Alert

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Any takers? Looks nice and hot!

Post-Gay Sex Acts

Anal is sooooo 5 minutes ago, these days you need to stay ahead of the game (and I don't mean giving head). Word on the street is that tug jobs are coming back (in a big way).

2K8.7 is about to rear its big throbbing purple veiny head pretty soon and you need to be ready. Now I'm not saying that anal is out the door completely, just with the cool-ass Post-Gay kids who don't want any booty juice splashing on their Italian leather shoes.

So think about it kids, every time you stick a cock up your ass, you're taking us back at least 5 mins. Do you really want that weight on your shoulders?

Peace out bitches!