Post-Gay Video Series V1

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An Evening W/PostGay and Angryfaggot

Just a typical night out on the town. Nothing out of the ordinary... right?

Recession Proof Post Gay Profession

In these difficult financial times it may be hard to find/keep employment. Although I finished school a couple years back, I had a change of heart and decided to go back to study veterinary medicine.




But then I started wondering... is being a Vet really that Post Gay? I mean, I'm pretty sure the job pays ok, but I really don't want to lose my Post-Gay street cred. So after much consideration (and questionable chemical concoctions) I decided to become a professional Lion Rider.



Any other Post Gay professions I should look into? I'm pretty sure I found the perfect one.

Bitchy Shirts

Every gay guy has an inner bitch. Some just let it out more frequently than others (Angryfaggot I'm looking in your direction). Sometimes I don't feel like I have the time to be bitchy, or don't feel like making the effort, so I decided to come up with two shirts that will do all the work for me.





What do you think? Where would be a good place for me to wear them? I'm thinking over dinner at your parents house.

:D

Kenley Collins Arrested!!!

Despite my Post-Gayness I must admit that I'm a Project Runway fan. And it's not just because of Tim Gunn.



Last season there was one designer who I loved/hated for the first half of the season and then she went and dissed Tim so the bitch got on my bad side.

Well guess what? The bitch got arrested.



You can read about it:
HERE

*Spoiler*
She throws a cat at her BF. What a bitch!!!

Whateva I do what I want!

That's right, I'm a player! But that's cool cuz I got it like dat!


Cartman's version...

Cartman Whateva
Uploaded by stewie_g

Don't ask me why I posted this, it just felt right at the moment.

This should be considered animal abuse

Poor Barney, he should really bite whoever came up with this idea.

Question of the Day - Vol. 2

Today's question comes from Brad in Huntington Beach, CA.

Q -


Dear Post Gay Post, I've been attending a lot of parties with my bro's lately and there's this one really hot guy who I really just wanna get with. How do I break the ice and let him know I wanna get freaky wit him?

Post Gay Answer

First of all, do you know he's gay? Because if you're barking up the wrong tree, it's best not to get your feelings involved and find another "Bro" to go out with. You should start off slow, invite him to your place for a Family Guy marathon or something to that effect and see where that takes you. Also, if he is gay make sure you don't use alcohol to seduce him, Bro-Raping is NEVER cool.

Learning how to wrap presents is über Post Gay!

It's that time of year again bitches, but instead of paying some condescending kid at your local dept. store to do the wrapping for you, learn how to do it yourself! Afterwards you'll feel very accomplished that you might even jizz in your pants!

I'm too sexy for your court case

Well...

today was a total bust. After waiting for several hours to see if the judge needed me to service him *wink wink nudge nudge*, he walks over to the room where they were holding us to let us know we're dismissed. Apparently the defendant plead guilty and is getting ten years. I should mention that even though Patrick Fitzgerald didn't show up the judge more than made up for it. He was fucking HOT!!!

I still <3 Patrick though.

Whatevs, It's so not Post-Gay to be a size queen anyway.

Post-Gay injustice system!!!

I am writing this post far and away from my normal dwelling (about 260 miles north actually). You see, I grew up here in Central California after my parents decided to shelter us from the kinky/materialistic ways of Los Angeles (where I was born). A little over three years ago I decided to move back to SoCal to seek fame and a skanky girlfriend, much like douche-bag extroirdanaire Spencer Pratt.


After a year long stint in Pasadena I decided to move to Orange County after finding a pretty cheap room in a nice house, and I've been pretty much laying low ever since. But about four months ago I received a jury summons, not at my current residence but at my parents house.


I should go on to explain that I haven't lived with my parents since I was 18 (I'm 25 now), so why the County still has that old address on file is beyond me. Being the responsible citizen that I am, I filled out the survey explaining that I have not been a resident of the county for over three years, and that I have been living in Orange County for the past two. Seeing as how "I am no longer a resident of the county" was listed as one of the reasons why I would no longer be required to serve, I thought nothing of it and went on my way. About a month later, my sister leaves me a voicemail telling me it's urgent and that I should return her call ASAP. Well apparently the county never received my survey and were kinda pissed at me. Having been a victim of the Post Office's carelessness several times before, I decided to give the county a call to clear this mess up. Well... the nice lady *sarcasm* wouldn't hear any of it. She basically told me that it didn't matter that I hadn't lived in the county for over three years, I still had to get my tight little ass (very true) over here and serve my civic duty.

So here I am, ready to serve tomorrow morning.

ugh!

Sorry if this post doesn't sound intersting/inspired, I'm still prett tired from the 3.5 hour drive.


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would it be too much to ask to have US Attorney Patrick Fitzgerald present?

mmmmmm... that would make it all worthwhile!

The award for most Irish name ever goes to...

Patrick Fitzgerald! Who looks like he he's about to S--- C--- in this pic. Is it wrong that I find him strangely attractive?

My Mom Won't Let Me Be Post-Gay

I often wonder what the kids go through these days when they reveal to their parents that they're Post-Gay. I suppose the mom doesn't really have to worry about him going around and re-decorating the living room or him wearing her clothes. This reminds me of the story of a Chilean youth by the name of Jorge. Jorge wanted nothing more than to lead a Hardcore rebellious life.


But Alas, his mom just wouldn't let him.


I wonder if things would be easier for him if he just wanted to be Post-Gay?

Post-Gay Sex Acts

Anal is sooooo 5 minutes ago, these days you need to stay ahead of the game (and I don't mean giving head). Word on the street is that tug jobs are coming back (in a big way).

2K8.7 is about to rear its big throbbing purple veiny head pretty soon and you need to be ready. Now I'm not saying that anal is out the door completely, just with the cool-ass Post-Gay kids who don't want any booty juice splashing on their Italian leather shoes.

So think about it kids, every time you stick a cock up your ass, you're taking us back at least 5 mins. Do you really want that weight on your shoulders?

Peace out bitches!

What it Means to Be Post-Gay

It means fuck off! Throw your Scissor Sisters CD's in the (Pacific) ocean. Subscribe to Out Magazine because you're Post-Gay not straight. Go buy scuba gear, dive in to the Pacific, and fish out your SS cd's because you realized you bought them not because it's very gay to own them, but you actually liked their music.

Take up scuba diving as a hobby. have friends that are still just "gay", their presence makes you even more Post-Gay.

and whatever you do don't listen to Mika. He'll ruin your Post-Gay cred faster than if you wore a "I <3 Muff Diving" shirt on Santa Monica Blvd.