What it Means to Be Post-Gay

It means fuck off! Throw your Scissor Sisters CD's in the (Pacific) ocean. Subscribe to Out Magazine because you're Post-Gay not straight. Go buy scuba gear, dive in to the Pacific, and fish out your SS cd's because you realized you bought them not because it's very gay to own them, but you actually liked their music.

Take up scuba diving as a hobby. have friends that are still just "gay", their presence makes you even more Post-Gay.

and whatever you do don't listen to Mika. He'll ruin your Post-Gay cred faster than if you wore a "I <3 Muff Diving" shirt on Santa Monica Blvd.

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