We've all seen it, especially in Orange County. The 50yr old unattractive guy with the 18yr old Filipino club kid.
to the Older Guy
* The only reason you're with the Filipino kid is because his hairless prepubescent body is as close are you're going to get to porking a minor. You might as well go ahead and change your name to Mark Foley (who is probably hotter than you are).
To the Kid
* Get a fucking job.
7 years ago