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Musical Genuis

I've been on Twitter (in this incarnation) since December 2K8, and in this short time I have come across some really cool people. One of these people is Cinephile66 (click to follow him). He has a really neat YouTube channel where he posts videos of himself singing and having a good time.

A couple days ago asked him for a favor. I asked if he'd sing "Muskrat Love" (The Captain & Tennille version) and dedicate it to me on YouTube. Being the trooper that he is, he obliged. The following is the result.

Feel Like Going To a Lesbian Bar

Thats right! I feel like going to a LESBIAN bar! I want all the LGBT fun without all the pressure/cattyness that comes with a gay bar. Just hope I don't look like this...

How NOT to give a blow job...

ouch!

just ouch.

An Evening W/PostGay and Angryfaggot

Just a typical night out on the town. Nothing out of the ordinary... right?

I'm on YouTube Y'all!!!

Actually, I've been on YouTube since 2K6, but I decided to start an account for my blog/twitter posts. Feel free to subscribe and check out the video I posted. It sort of serves as an introduction.

hugz!

PS. Feel free to suggest any subjects you'd like me to "vlog" about. Any places in West Hollywood, LA, Palm Springs, San Diego you'd like me to check out? Just let me know in the comments.

:)

Kenley Collins Arrested!!!

Despite my Post-Gayness I must admit that I'm a Project Runway fan. And it's not just because of Tim Gunn.



Last season there was one designer who I loved/hated for the first half of the season and then she went and dissed Tim so the bitch got on my bad side.

Well guess what? The bitch got arrested.



You can read about it:
HERE

*Spoiler*
She throws a cat at her BF. What a bitch!!!

Kinda Makes Me Wish I Had Never Quit My Guitar Lessons

Watch 32 Songs in 8 Minutes and more funny videos on CollegeHumor

I'm speechless.

Whateva I do what I want!

That's right, I'm a player! But that's cool cuz I got it like dat!


Cartman's version...

Cartman Whateva
Uploaded by stewie_g

Don't ask me why I posted this, it just felt right at the moment.

Were Bert and Ernie Really Gay?

Maybe...


Maybe Not...

Someone just offered to buy me this shirt...

Should I accept?

Politicians we wish were gay...

Recently I asked my Twitter followers to tell me which politicians they wished were gay and why.  Here are their responses.

1 - Rahm Emmanuel

Not only does this guy get stuff done, but he has a unique way of going about it.  This is what Wikipedia had to say about a certain incident:
"On the night after the 1996 election, "Emanuel was so angry at the president's enemies that he stood up at a celebratory dinner with colleagues from the campaign, grabbed a steak knife and began rattling off a list of betrayers, shouting 'Dead! ... Dead! ... Dead!' and plunging the knife into the table after every name."

Now imagine having him on our side, I'm pretty sure we would've managed to persuade a few bigots to vote against the bullshit that was Prop 8.

2 - Gavin Newsom

I had several people tweet me suggesting Gavin Newsom. Not only because of how empathetic he's been to the gay community in San Francisco, but because of how handsome he is. I have yet another reason, he's related to one of my favorite musicians. Joanna Newsom! Either way we srsly need to get him elected for governor. I mean, come on people we have Arnold Fucking Schwarzenegger as our governor!!! Come On California!!!

3 - Dick Cheney

(you know I had to post this pic)

Probably the best reason for Cheney's appearance on this list was written by @vinneyt who wrote:
"i wish dick cheney was gay cause then he would,ve shot more ppl in the face"


You know you'd pay to see that facial!

Post Gay Playlist - 2008 Omissions

I know I haven't posted the list yet, but I decided to write this post to explain why certain songs didn't make my list before the questions came in.

1) Katy Perry - I Kissed a Girl

Despite having received Perez Hilton's seal of approval I dont really feel like this song qualifies to be on the list. It's not because it's cheesy pop (which it is) it's because the lyrics aren't very Post-Gay at all. Especially this part:
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You're my experimental game
Just human nature,
It's not what,
Good girls do
Not how they should behave
My head gets so confused
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To imply that lesbians aren't "Good Girls" isn't exactly the type of thing that screams Pro/Post Gay. Besides, take the lyrics away and its still just really cheesy pop.

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Agree/Disagree? Post your thoughts on the comments. :)

More Songs To Follow...

Post Gay Non Sequitur

This is probably the best use of a Justice song and Pokemon clips.

Question of the Day - Vol. 2

Today's question comes from Brad in Huntington Beach, CA.

Q -


Dear Post Gay Post, I've been attending a lot of parties with my bro's lately and there's this one really hot guy who I really just wanna get with. How do I break the ice and let him know I wanna get freaky wit him?

Post Gay Answer

First of all, do you know he's gay? Because if you're barking up the wrong tree, it's best not to get your feelings involved and find another "Bro" to go out with. You should start off slow, invite him to your place for a Family Guy marathon or something to that effect and see where that takes you. Also, if he is gay make sure you don't use alcohol to seduce him, Bro-Raping is NEVER cool.

I has a sad

How many of you give other people gifts on your birthday? Well, I do. I was born on Christmas day, THE worst day ever to be born on, which usually means I feel something like this.

The First Post-Gay iPhone Game?

I would have to say, YES! The only thing that kept me sane while I was serving jury duty on Monday was my iPhone, and had this game been released before then I would have been able to spread the PostGay wealth to the rest of the courthouse! I mean just freakin' look at it!

Totally worth the ten bucks!


Rolando - Launching December 18th for iPhone and iPod touch from ngmoco:) on Vimeo.

Learning how to wrap presents is über Post Gay!

It's that time of year again bitches, but instead of paying some condescending kid at your local dept. store to do the wrapping for you, learn how to do it yourself! Afterwards you'll feel very accomplished that you might even jizz in your pants!

I'm too sexy for your court case

Well...

today was a total bust. After waiting for several hours to see if the judge needed me to service him *wink wink nudge nudge*, he walks over to the room where they were holding us to let us know we're dismissed. Apparently the defendant plead guilty and is getting ten years. I should mention that even though Patrick Fitzgerald didn't show up the judge more than made up for it. He was fucking HOT!!!

I still <3 Patrick though.

Whatevs, It's so not Post-Gay to be a size queen anyway.

Post-Gay injustice system!!!

I am writing this post far and away from my normal dwelling (about 260 miles north actually). You see, I grew up here in Central California after my parents decided to shelter us from the kinky/materialistic ways of Los Angeles (where I was born). A little over three years ago I decided to move back to SoCal to seek fame and a skanky girlfriend, much like douche-bag extroirdanaire Spencer Pratt.


After a year long stint in Pasadena I decided to move to Orange County after finding a pretty cheap room in a nice house, and I've been pretty much laying low ever since. But about four months ago I received a jury summons, not at my current residence but at my parents house.


I should go on to explain that I haven't lived with my parents since I was 18 (I'm 25 now), so why the County still has that old address on file is beyond me. Being the responsible citizen that I am, I filled out the survey explaining that I have not been a resident of the county for over three years, and that I have been living in Orange County for the past two. Seeing as how "I am no longer a resident of the county" was listed as one of the reasons why I would no longer be required to serve, I thought nothing of it and went on my way. About a month later, my sister leaves me a voicemail telling me it's urgent and that I should return her call ASAP. Well apparently the county never received my survey and were kinda pissed at me. Having been a victim of the Post Office's carelessness several times before, I decided to give the county a call to clear this mess up. Well... the nice lady *sarcasm* wouldn't hear any of it. She basically told me that it didn't matter that I hadn't lived in the county for over three years, I still had to get my tight little ass (very true) over here and serve my civic duty.

So here I am, ready to serve tomorrow morning.

ugh!

Sorry if this post doesn't sound intersting/inspired, I'm still prett tired from the 3.5 hour drive.


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would it be too much to ask to have US Attorney Patrick Fitzgerald present?

mmmmmm... that would make it all worthwhile!