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Post-Gay Video Series V1

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Feel Like Going To a Lesbian Bar

Thats right! I feel like going to a LESBIAN bar! I want all the LGBT fun without all the pressure/cattyness that comes with a gay bar. Just hope I don't look like this...

How NOT to give a blow job...

ouch!

just ouch.

I'm on YouTube Y'all!!!

Actually, I've been on YouTube since 2K6, but I decided to start an account for my blog/twitter posts. Feel free to subscribe and check out the video I posted. It sort of serves as an introduction.

hugz!

PS. Feel free to suggest any subjects you'd like me to "vlog" about. Any places in West Hollywood, LA, Palm Springs, San Diego you'd like me to check out? Just let me know in the comments.

:)

Recession Proof Post Gay Profession

In these difficult financial times it may be hard to find/keep employment. Although I finished school a couple years back, I had a change of heart and decided to go back to study veterinary medicine.




But then I started wondering... is being a Vet really that Post Gay? I mean, I'm pretty sure the job pays ok, but I really don't want to lose my Post-Gay street cred. So after much consideration (and questionable chemical concoctions) I decided to become a professional Lion Rider.



Any other Post Gay professions I should look into? I'm pretty sure I found the perfect one.

Kenley Collins Arrested!!!

Despite my Post-Gayness I must admit that I'm a Project Runway fan. And it's not just because of Tim Gunn.



Last season there was one designer who I loved/hated for the first half of the season and then she went and dissed Tim so the bitch got on my bad side.

Well guess what? The bitch got arrested.



You can read about it:
HERE

*Spoiler*
She throws a cat at her BF. What a bitch!!!

How To Kiss Someone Passionately

I remember my first few awkward kisses when I was younger, I'd like to think that I'm better at it now. If you're still unsure about your kissing technique, maybe this video might help.

:)


The Perfect Kiss:How To Kiss Someone Passionately

Post-Gay injustice system!!!

I am writing this post far and away from my normal dwelling (about 260 miles north actually). You see, I grew up here in Central California after my parents decided to shelter us from the kinky/materialistic ways of Los Angeles (where I was born). A little over three years ago I decided to move back to SoCal to seek fame and a skanky girlfriend, much like douche-bag extroirdanaire Spencer Pratt.


After a year long stint in Pasadena I decided to move to Orange County after finding a pretty cheap room in a nice house, and I've been pretty much laying low ever since. But about four months ago I received a jury summons, not at my current residence but at my parents house.


I should go on to explain that I haven't lived with my parents since I was 18 (I'm 25 now), so why the County still has that old address on file is beyond me. Being the responsible citizen that I am, I filled out the survey explaining that I have not been a resident of the county for over three years, and that I have been living in Orange County for the past two. Seeing as how "I am no longer a resident of the county" was listed as one of the reasons why I would no longer be required to serve, I thought nothing of it and went on my way. About a month later, my sister leaves me a voicemail telling me it's urgent and that I should return her call ASAP. Well apparently the county never received my survey and were kinda pissed at me. Having been a victim of the Post Office's carelessness several times before, I decided to give the county a call to clear this mess up. Well... the nice lady *sarcasm* wouldn't hear any of it. She basically told me that it didn't matter that I hadn't lived in the county for over three years, I still had to get my tight little ass (very true) over here and serve my civic duty.

So here I am, ready to serve tomorrow morning.

ugh!

Sorry if this post doesn't sound intersting/inspired, I'm still prett tired from the 3.5 hour drive.


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would it be too much to ask to have US Attorney Patrick Fitzgerald present?

mmmmmm... that would make it all worthwhile!

Enough to turn a Straight Man Gay

I've been very vocal in the past about my love for Tim Gunn. Check the video to see why:


Yummy!

My Mom Won't Let Me Be Post-Gay

I often wonder what the kids go through these days when they reveal to their parents that they're Post-Gay. I suppose the mom doesn't really have to worry about him going around and re-decorating the living room or him wearing her clothes. This reminds me of the story of a Chilean youth by the name of Jorge. Jorge wanted nothing more than to lead a Hardcore rebellious life.


But Alas, his mom just wouldn't let him.


I wonder if things would be easier for him if he just wanted to be Post-Gay?

Post-Gay Sex Acts

Anal is sooooo 5 minutes ago, these days you need to stay ahead of the game (and I don't mean giving head). Word on the street is that tug jobs are coming back (in a big way).

2K8.7 is about to rear its big throbbing purple veiny head pretty soon and you need to be ready. Now I'm not saying that anal is out the door completely, just with the cool-ass Post-Gay kids who don't want any booty juice splashing on their Italian leather shoes.

So think about it kids, every time you stick a cock up your ass, you're taking us back at least 5 mins. Do you really want that weight on your shoulders?

Peace out bitches!

What it Means to Be Post-Gay

It means fuck off! Throw your Scissor Sisters CD's in the (Pacific) ocean. Subscribe to Out Magazine because you're Post-Gay not straight. Go buy scuba gear, dive in to the Pacific, and fish out your SS cd's because you realized you bought them not because it's very gay to own them, but you actually liked their music.

Take up scuba diving as a hobby. have friends that are still just "gay", their presence makes you even more Post-Gay.

and whatever you do don't listen to Mika. He'll ruin your Post-Gay cred faster than if you wore a "I <3 Muff Diving" shirt on Santa Monica Blvd.